The 911 Lady — If you know about this page, you probably have talked to me in real life and probably have some kind of an idea of what this page is going be about. And if not, congratulations! You’ve just met a cool person. Yep, I just did that. I do sing my own praises from time to time, but that’s just confident love, baby! Basically, I am sassy, sexy, story telling, dispatching, cool ass lady writer. More to come later. Until then, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.