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Why We Have Arson

Agghh!  Spider!                                                                                                      🕷️
Shit! It’s getting away. 

(Sigh) It’s in here somewhere. 
It’s in here… somewhere. I don’t see it, but I know it’s there. 

Spiders make… baby spiders. 😳                                                    🕷️  🕷️  🕷️
What if that big ol’ spider WAS the baby? 

Where did it even come from? I didn’t leave any windows open. 

I need to sleep. 

What if it crawls in my shoes? 

Ew! What if it crawls on me, while I’m asleep?!

Ceiling Spider

Spiders have legs. Alllll the legs. 

Spiders make webs. 
It could just glide down from the ceiling onto me. 

Seriously! What if the spider crawls on me in my sleep?!

I need to get the bug spray. 
Where is the bug spray?                                     🕷️

I’m OUT of BUG SPRAY!           🕷️

(Sigh) Every place is closed anyway, where am I going to buy bug spray? 

I didn’t budget for bug spray this month… I guess I should work some overtime so I don’t have to sleep with spiders. (Not that I’m sleeping anyway.) 

That spider was pretty huge…
I wonder if I could my bed to the other side of the room.           🕷️

Can you feel it if spiders are walking on you when you’re sleeping? 

Oh no! Now I’ve got the heebie-jeebies!  😬

I can feel the spiders!!!!!  😫😫😫

I can’t sleep here. 
I may as well burn the mattress and throw out those shoes! 

I can’t find it! I may as well just move! 

I’ll have to pack 🙄 up all my stuff and put it in boxes.
But spiders love to hide in boxes!! So packing my stuff in boxes won’t help because it’ll attract the damn spiders! 

That’s it!

I may as well just BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!! 🔥🔥🔥

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